The cast and characters of Trashy Vampire Romance Novel, arranged approximately by order of hotness.
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Player Characters
Ricardo Castro
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| He did, in fact, go cry to his mommy.
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Pascal's ward and local swashbuckling PC. Technically a part of house Bathory, though that claim is not likely to be legitimized any time soon.
Non-Player Characters
The Cradle
The worst.
House Bathory
Constatin Bathory
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| Also pictured: Cecil's titties.
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Pascal's sire, also the worst.
Pascal Cosovei
One of Constantin's decorative wards, currently disowned by his house. Ricardo's sire.
Renard
One of Constantin's wards, previously Pascal's family's horsegroom when they were alive.
House Babenburg
Cecil Babenburg
Going full Jack Horner with all these pies.
Rex
A Babenburg ward turned in the 1950s. Currently teamed up with Jonquil to hunt down Pascal.
Jonquil
A Babenburg ward, currently teamed up with Rex to hunt down Pascal.
The Norse-Gaels
Gallowglass Horde
Kel Gallowglass
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Do you have any idea how hard
it is to choose a single picture
of this woman
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Most valuable raider 804 AD - 1021 AD, assumed general of the Horde.
Basilia de Issoire
One of Kel's wards, currently acting as her aide-de-camp. She sometimes goes by her training name of Mignon.
70th Infantry Squadron
Lamb Gallowglass
One of Kel's wards, termed to be the "runt of the litter". She has Kel's specific permission to kill any non-covenmate vampire she fights, if she can manage it.
Rack Gallowglass
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When you gonna get your act together?
I ain't your mama!
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One of Kel's wards, possessing an affinity for shapeshifting. Rack appears to be very outgoing, if not more than a little insidious. She sparred against Ricardo when he first arrived in Las Vegas.
Sirloin Gallowglass
One of Kel's wards, and the top of her class. Seems to be deaf, and communicates via a dialect of VSL. Apparently has a wicked sense of humour.
Strip Gallowglass
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One of Kel's wards, originally from the 65th squadron but held back on account of her "behavioral issues".
Higuchis
Minoru Higuchi
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| Bitch.
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One of Naotoro's wards, a professional matchmaker and Bunji's husband.
Naotoro Higuchi
One of Soutaro's wards and Minoru's sire. Currently has only appeared in Matchmaker, Matchmaker!.
Soutaro Higuchi
Naotoro's sire. Currently has only appeared in Matchmaker, Matchmaker!.
Noroi Higuchi
One of Rantoro's wards. Currently has only appeared in Matchmaker, Matchmaker!.
Rantoro Higuchi
The third nakodo in the 800s, Noroi's sire.
Kozakuras
Bunji Kozakura
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| Whipped.
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Minoru's husband, has a power-type affinity and terrible fashion sense.
Americans
Brooklyn Den
Theodore
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| Photos taken seconds before disaster.
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Also known as Teddy; Pascal's ex-lover of 20+ years.
Humans
Living
Andy
Ricardo's mother.
Dead
Jacket Guy
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| What's the worst that could happen?
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A human met and subsequently eaten by Ricardo during his first supervised hunt.
Evan
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| It stands for Otaku Convention.
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AKA: Glasses Guy. An awkward guy met at a bar who was quickly eaten by Pascal and dumped in the river after Ricardo's first supervised hunt.
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