Guns for Hire Minions
Descriptions of the minions of Armas Laine in the quest Guns for Hire, particularly those under the semi-direct control of the player base.
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Nameless Minion
Most Worthless Minion run by Your Name Goes Here Fool |
Appearance: Generic and underdeveloped
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Minion Profiles
Put your individualized minion's profile here. Be sure to keep it updated regularly, as it may be referenced at any time to determine their status. Now arranged alphabetically by first name.
Adib
Golem man run by PriceisMagic |
Appearance: 6'3", 330 pounds, Proportioned like a dwarf scaled up, Bald, Brown eyes, Black
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Description: Favorite ice cream: Coffee |
Andrei
The (Social) Hacker run by Dunnet |
Appearance: 5' 10", 160 pounds, dark hair, weak stubble, brown eyes, military buzz that's growing back in.
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Description: Favorite ice cream: Talking |
Bagga Aksoy
The Fledgling Vampire run by Juroko |
Appearance: 5'4", 124 lbs, wiry build
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Prior to being made a vampire, Bagga was a driven high school student and a gifted featherweight boxer. Bagga was turned against his will, possibly accidentally, and managed to survive long enough to be inducted into the Orphanage for vampires. He impressed Armas during the night lessons at Ito's Dojo, and was subsequently offered a job. Bagga has a grafted arm (courtesy Gianni) which he named Aedes. It's 1.5 times stronger than his normal arm, can take a huge beating without breaking if both the elbow spike and palm spike are in. The palm spike can fully drain the blood from a body in a moment. His palm can mist out blood for future blood magic, or simply to mist out blood. When the spikes are retracted Aedes looks like Bagga's natural arm. He thinks of it as akin to a very advanced prosthetic limb instead of as his arm. Currently Bagga is trying to learn how to activate his bloodline's kinetic redirection power. Favorite ice cream: Pralines and cream |
Boris
The Otherwise Unremarkable Cook run by torac |
Appearance: 6', Heavy frame, black hair, brown eyes, hairy all over.
Languages: Russian, English, Turkish
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*H&K MSG90-A2 (Sniper rifle) *Škorpion vz. 68 (Submachinegun Sidearm) *H&K USP Compact Tactical .45 ACP (concealed Sidearm)
*AN-94 [Carried in Hand] (Advanced Assault Rifle) *Škorpion vz. 68 (Submachinegun Sidearm) *H&K USP Compact Tactical .45 ACP (concealed Sidearm)
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Description: Favorite ice cream: N/A |
Dmitrii
The Good Little Minion run by TMIoverload |
Appearance: 5'8", 150 pounds, green eyes, cropped blonde hair, chin scruff
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Description: In the company, and among the Mafia, Dmitrii has a reputation for liking to party with drugs, alcohol, and hookers. Chakra Apprentice II: Dmitrii has learned three chakra orientations to "fairly proficient" levels, and while he's no faster at changing orientations, he's skilled enough to count as a versatile Chakra Apprentice. Dmitrii's three orientations are for reinforcement, ghostriding, and goblinic chakra charm making.
Favorite ice cream: Drugs |
Feodor Aleksandrovich Morozov
[Pending] run by Seventeen |
Appearance: Fair skin, 5'11"; short, light brown hair with a well-groomed beard and moustache.
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Description: Since being sent on a suicide mission and subsequently hired by Armas, Feodor has fixed a number of his mental issues - at one point rewriting his entire mind - while remaining extraordinarily virtuous. He currently spends much of his time training, studying, and helping at the local illegal medical clinic, all to improve his ability to protect his fellows. Ivan Ivanovich Squiddly Favorite ice cream: Blood orange |
Grisha
A Terrible Beauty run by Ironybot |
Appearance: 193cm tall, inhumanly sexy- every aspect of her appearance has been tweaked to be perfect. Grey eyes, medium-length dark blonde hair.
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Favorite ice cream: Creamy vanilla-raspberry from Godiva |
Igor
Patient Armorer run by Abeo |
Appearance: 6'2”, Dark Hair, not only a big man but a large one, he seems singularly solid.
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Activities: Favorite ice cream: Chocolate mint chip) |
Iosef Markovic
Heavy weapons guy run by Grail |
Appearance: 6'5" and built like what most professional body builders strive for. Mussy, medium length brown hair tops his head. Oft glazed over green eyes regard with the world with a half interest.
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Iosef is known around Ito's Dojo as 'the instructor that is totally okay with being a punching bag, great for working on practical form against a live partner with.' Favorite ice cream: Rocky road with all the toppings |
Ivan
The one who watches you like a hawk run by Seventeen |
Appearance: Generic and undeveloped
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Description: [Sniper's Stillness]: Ivan is a traditionalist sniper, favouring accuracy over all else. When he chooses to fire, he stills himself, slowing his breathing and heart rate to improve his precision. For every five seconds he spends aiming at a target, he gains +1 to hit. This bonus is lost if he loses his target for even a fraction of a second. This trait has now upgraded to [Systemic Sniper's Stillness]. "Soul Eyes" quirk: Ivan can see the general position of a soul as a sort of glow. Ivan is known around Ito's Dojo as 'the instructor that's like Ito sensei.' Favorite ice cream: Has never had ice cream |
Lev Soloyov
The Tainted Blade run by Upforgrabs |
Appearance: Lev is a half hag. His skin is grey and blue, hair is the colour of the sea under a stormy sky. The transformation cost him his beard and any other facial hair he may have had. When not in his half hag state, his skin returns to normal human pigmentation and his ash blonde hair returns. He is more wirey than bulky and is a bit on the short side. Green eyes and gnarled hands.
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Activities: He never knew his blood parents, both died while trying to perform some bogus ritual, turns out candles are not the friend of dry wood. He ended up in a small Orphanage, run by a kindly old woman who's name Lev does not know to this day. She instilled in him a love of folklore and woodcarving. However, one day a circus came to town, Lev head filled with adventure joined it. Unfortunately the circus was more than a little, seedy. He Loved it though, even being used as target practice for the knife thrower. Once he was in, he couldn't get out, and the fun was only ever on the surface, a show. Later, he ended up getting three clowns, a fireeater, a snake charmer, a sword eater, a bearded lady and a Beast-trainer pregnant, there may have also been a bear. Lev was an adorable kid. The ringmaster raped Lev for his insolence and randyness, Lev killed the ringmaster and fled. Never did get to do the trapeze artist. He decided to hide in the army, offically, he died on duty. In actuality, he ended up through misfortune under Chuganov's domain, misfortune being seeing a few things he shouldn't of, not shutting up and savage murder of a target which was supposed to be captured. Until Armas "saved" him and the other russians, he spent most of his time wondering why he wasn't yet dead. Lev has thermal immunity while in water, boiling/freezing doesn't matter. Hagblood - Lev is a half-hag super pretty boy. Women will love him. Men will want to punch him in the face BIOARMOUR - grants you a +5 to any dodge, mobility or strength-based d100 rolls Curse - Lev has applied a curse to his face that is undetectable to low blood and below that damages anyone who hits him in the face an equal amount and curses them to have bad luck in their social and romantic relationships for the next month. [Blade Buffer] - Lev's skin now turns away mundanely thrust knives [Slick Slider] - Lev is now harder to grip and grapple [Theatrical True Thrower] - (+4 to throwing) [Crippling cutter] - lv 2 knife fighting [Ranged Roller] - (bonus to dodging while rolling) Favorite ice cream: N/A |
Lyubov Ivanovna Khorobrova
The Witch Saint of Tesla run by CaptainButthead a.k.a. BUTTZ |
Appearance: 5'11", 150lbs, muscular build. Light skin, blue eyes, short brown hair. Strong family resemblance to Svetlana.
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Despite a year of fighting horrors and committing atrocities against innocent civilians in the name of keeping magic secret, the Black Army hasn't destroyed Lyubov's ability to face life with good cheer. It did leave her far more wary, though. Lyubov, foolish young person that she is, she didn't quite realize how much she'd taken her mother for granted until she read the news story about her own death. She has since reconciled with her mother and urged her to come live in Istanbul with her. Lyubov is known around Ito's Dojo as "Booze Foot" by the Night Lesson students, and as 'the instructor who will distract you constantly, don't look at her butt it's a trick' by the day students. In the company, Lyubov is known for being cheerful, chatty, and usually well-intentioned. She is best friends with Sake, thanks to their common prankster attitude. She encourages people to spoil him. Favorite Ice Cream: Neopolitan |
Matvey Baich
The Cossack run by Grail |
Appearance: 6'1", clean cut brown hair, light brown eyes. Strong, athletic build. Typically wears practical and fitting clothing. Well groomed and cleanly out of habit.
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Ohotnik: Matvey's faithful chimeric dog-bear companion, guardian, and someday war mount.
Nothern Night Soldier: Favorite Ice Cream: Peanut butter |
Nikifor Kaveldun
The Mad Gambler run by DoubleU |
Appearance: Nikifor is a stocky muscular figure, weighing in at 176 pounds and 5'8" in height. Fair skinned, with a wide squarish jaw. Usually adorned with a thick coat of stubble. Brown haired and green eyed, Nikifor is most notable for his piercingly observant gaze. Identifiable by the wide scar close to his jugular.[Handsome bastard here.]
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Description: Favorite ice cream: N/A |
Rostislav
The Clawed Bear run by Seventeen |
Appearance: 6'1", thick build. Thick black beard growing back in. Black, untrusting eyes. A number of gang and prison tattoos hidden under his clothes.
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Description: Mikhail was a black-hearted criminal, but despite his utter lack of care for Rostislav, decided to humour the boy. After sitting through what seemed to him an endless stream of whining, Mikhail had an epiphany – “deniable assets” being so valuable in the world of criminal enterprise, why not use the boy? Mikhail set Rostislav up with a local gang of youths, and periodically gave him instructions – break into a certain business, rob a certain traveller, intimidate a certain witness. Mikhail was ecstatic, his plan was a magnificent success, and in the six years Rostislav worked for him, he rose steadily through the gang's ranks. At the age of nineteen, Rostislav received a fateful task from his father: kidnap the son of a local businessman. The night arrived. Rosti and his gang found the young man smoking outside of a nightclub, and prepared to grab him. Rosti went first, knife up, but the man got spooked and tried to run. Seconds later, he was dying against the wall with Rostislav's knife under his ribs. Rosti stood there, shocked, while his so-called friends ran away and the commotion drew onlookers – including the man that Rosti had been there to capture. Rosti had killed the son of a politician. Arrested and charged with murder, Rostislav couldn't believe what had happened and in his confusion accidentally led the police to his father. Mikhail managed to keep his freedom with a few large, well-placed bribes. He was furious. Rostislav's fuck-up had cost him a great deal of money as well as status within his gang. He spoke to Rostislav for the last time during his trial, telling him that if he ever saw him again, he'd kill him. Rostislav was convicted of murder and sentenced to life in prison. Prison life was much like life in the gang, though more violent – to cement his place in the hierarchy, Rostislav was forced to stab seven inmates with his rusted old bayonet. Soon after his last victim was discovered, he was taken from the prison and conscripted into the Black Ops Army. Rostislav has recently had all of his bone and muscle replaced, along with his heart, by the reprogrammed portion of Amen known as the Meat Circus. He now possesses flesh golem muscle and gargoyle bone, rendering him at least eight times as strong and four times as fast as he was prior to the grafting. He also possesses a [REDACTED] heart, that gives him regeneration. [Crude Cutter]: Rostislav is a very enthusiastic knifeman, but accuracy and efficiency are less important to his personal style than pure strength and speed. This leads to him doing strictly more damage than an average knife-fighter per strike, though he isn't suited to drawn out fights and will deteriorate in performance relatively quickly. [Monstrous Muscle]: Rostislav's grafted flesh golem muscle is, when Rostislav strains enough, able to tear itself out of his skin - shredding his incredibly tough gargoyle bone on the way. This results in Rostislav losing the function of his hands and arms, and gaining the function of a pair of amazingly strong tentacle-nodes, with ropes of muscles embedded with sharp pieces of shattered bone acting almost autonomously to attack anyone near him. Thus far, Rostislav has only evidenced this ability once, and required Armin's Masterful Hands to return his arms to their normal state. [Whore Whisperer]: Growing up in brothels throughout Moscow, Rostislav has picked up an affinity for communicating with prostitutes, and treats them like members of an extended family. Evil puppy (unnamed): An extremely hateful and violent Devil Dog with a tendency to go for the throat. Favorite ice cream: Stolen |
Satai
The Cautious Tinkerer run by Ironybot |
Appearance: 5'10", dark brown hair, average build leaning toward fast over strong, Siberian facial features and skin coloration.
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Description: Favorite ice cream: Mint chocolate chip |
Svetlana Khorobrova
Lyubov's Mother run by Abeo |
Appearance: 5'11", 120lbs. Light skin, brown hair, blue eyes. Strong family resemblance to Lyubov.
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Description: Svetlana thought her only child was a layabout for not going to a conservatory to pursue her guitar playing, a fool for dropping out of university, and was utterly worried when one day Lyubov announced she was going to enlist. The past three years have been a combination of Svetlana being very religious and praying for her foolish daughter, constantly reminding Lyubov to go to church when she can, and doing her job (which was no great shakes, but paid the bills). Between medical and funerary expenses for the father-in-law and her own parents, Svetlana doesn't have much left in the way of savings, so the lawsuit and loss of her job were just the icing on the cake of supposedly losing her daughter. The fact that Lyubov was alive was a huge relief. Favorite ice cream: Chocolate |
Titus Yakimov
The Nice Guy run by Guile |
Appearance: A short (5'9") bulldog of a man with thick brown hair, in the process of growing out a short moustache and full beard now that the squad is no longer part of any formalized military.
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*mk.I: Armstar Bodyguard 9XI-HD01 modified with the King Cobra taser for more power *mk.II: Kevlar/nomex blend glove backed by Raiju pelt (2/6), hard plastic backing on knuckles *mk.III: mk.II upgraded with divine lightning-charged opals as superconductors LR (Lightning Rod) and RLR (Ranged Lightning Rod) runeschemes *mk.IV (underway): Activities:
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Favorite ice cream: Vanilla bean |
Vladimir Maksimovich Volkov
The Man Who Arranges The Bombs run by Gunpowder Symphony |
Appearance: 7'7", 644lbs, light brown hair, perpetual five o'clock shadow, green eyes, heavyweight build
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Favorite ice cream: Potato Liquor/Shochu |
Zhenya Koslov
The Burned Gun run by Falconis a.k.a. Steps1000 |
Appearance: 5'5", 118 lbs, black hair usually bound up in a bun or ponytail, dark brown irises, clear complexion. She favors long-sleeved garments and long pants or skirts as a result of having lived most of her life with burn scars (now magically healed).
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Description: FLESHCRAFTING
[Diverse Duke Duelist] - Lv 3 Melee trait. Zhenya has dabbled in a wide variety of martial arts alongside the Sambo and Systema she learned in the army. She has a preference for one on one fight situations in melee and excells in this form when given a chance, with an emphasis on working with her hands, further augmented by interaction with Duke. [Patient Personage] - Lv2 Zhenya is approaches conflicts and situations with patience. [Vital Virtuosa] -Lv2 Trained in music from a young age, knows a bit about a variety of instruments, area of expertise is violins. This trait is recovering from years of disuse. [Laughable Liar] - can't convincingly lie for shit [Conceptual strength trait]ZHENYA WITHOUT THE BELT CAN MATCH IOSEF/VLAD, WHO RELY ON SIGNIFICANT FLESHCRAFTING/GREATER SIZE, DESPITE BEING SIMILARLY CHAKRATICALLY ENHANCED. WITH HER BELT, HER STRENGTH EXCEEDS THE THRESHOLD FOR MANUAL CONCEPTUAL USE, AND IS THEREFORE VARIABLE BASED ON DICE ROLLS. THAT SAID, IT HAS AN 'IDLE' STATE ROUGHLY EQUAL TO WHAT ONE MIGHT EXPECT FROM A LOW-GRADE WAR-FORM BIOARMOR, WHICH WOULD BE MORE OR LESS A DOONONGAES. THIS MEANS 'NO BELT, SHE CAN KOOLAID WALLS, AND SQUISH PEOPLE' 'WITH BELT, FINGERS THROUGH STEEL, FACE THROUGH STEEL, WHATEVER SHE FUCKING WANTS. WALLS ARE NOW OPTIONAL, BARRING MAGICAL REINFORCEMENT OR BANK-VAULT SHIT.'
Favorite ice cream: Cookie and cream |
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