Kaustinen's Pretty Short, Unamusing Quest to Attain Alcoholic Beverages, Punch People He Hates and Escape Some Sort of Surreal Alternate Dimension

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Kaustinen's Pretty Short, Unamusing Quest to Attain Alcoholic Beverages, Punch People He Hates and Escape Some Sort of Surreal Alternate Dimension by Rand
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KAUSTINEN seeks for alcohol! Quest by Rand.
This quest was completed on the 6th of July.

Characters

  • Kaustinen Angry all the time. Has super-strong fists, but is not very bright.

    Kaustinen
    Angry all the time. Has super-strong fists, but is not very bright.

  • Yellow, 'King' Yellow goast. A gentleman. Supposedly possesses a really, really powerful weapon.

    Yellow, 'King'
    Yellow goast. A gentleman. Supposedly possesses a really, really powerful weapon.

  • Orange, 'Doorman' A huge, orange goast. Sleeps on his job.

    Orange, 'Doorman'
    A huge, orange goast. Sleeps on his job.

  • Red, 'Remover' Creepy goast whose job is getting rid of people. Wields a knife that upon drawing blood disintegrates the victim.

    Red, 'Remover'
    Creepy goast whose job is getting rid of people. Wields a knife that upon drawing blood disintegrates the victim.

  • Purple, 'Banks' A nice fellow, not much is known about him. Has device capable of modifying space.

    Purple, 'Banks' A nice fellow, not much is known about him. Has device capable of modifying space.

  • Blue, 'Sucker' Obsessed with cleaning and clean surfaces. Possesses INTERDIMENSIONAL VACUUM-CLEARNER OF GREATER SUCKING.

    Blue, 'Sucker'
    Obsessed with cleaning and clean surfaces. Possesses INTERDIMENSIONAL VACUUM-CLEARNER OF GREATER SUCKING.

  • Green, 'Zap' A huge bitch. Can teleport 'zap' by using a spatial artifact. She also talks in >implications.

    Green, 'Zap'
    A huge bitch. Can teleport 'zap' by using a spatial artifact. She also talks in >implications.

  • Adventurer squad A buncha of dicks.

    Adventurer squad
    A buncha of dicks.

ITQ

Yellow made one appearance Inside the Quest. [1]


Quests by Rand

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Dead: SabotageQuest | Barton Quest | King of the Wasteland

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