Fortune's Call

Fortune's Call by Gnoll

Chapter 1: [Unnamed] Chapter 2: [Between the Rock and a Hardplace] Chapter 3: [Unnamed] Chapter 4: [Come Sail Away] Chapter 5: [Maybe somewhat of a plot again] Chapter 6: [Lion's Share] Chapter 7: [Fortune's Call Solid]

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Also known as Rape-Jehral-and-Touch-his-Nose Quest, a quest by Gnoll about a DFC reverse-trap dragonbold questing for a coherent plot.

Also Nako is in it, though the time frame is still ambiguous.

Characters

Major Characters

Rynh

A half-dragon, half-kobold mercenary who finds herself tangled up in a plot to resurrect an ancient god. Exact age unknown due to a remarkable inability for her to figure out her own age, though her mother states that she is about three decades (30 years) old. Likes bacon (though less than originally thought) and would like to avoid getting stabbed in the torso. Also wants to quit dicking around and go on a FUCKING MAGICAL ADVENTURE.

Jehral

A half-elf half-kobold scout. Accompanies Rynh on her journey. Prone to being raped. Surprisingly little is known about him, considering his apparent role as main supporting character.

Nako

A large breasted goblin with some experience with explosives. As is typical for her race, she has no issues with murder, rape, theft, arson, assault or rape. This makes her effective during sieges, town raids and also popular back at base~

Minor Characters

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  Dagnyr, gnoll mercenary

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  Leimahtaa, Rynh's mom

Plot

This article contains spoilers! You were warned.

Chapter One

While on a mercenary job invading a castle, Rynh decides that smuggling an ancient artifact out of the castle is in ther best interest. She then proceeds to masturbate, sexually assault Jehral, loose her bacon as a casualty to a fight, and learn a bit more about about the magic trinket she smuggled.

Chapter Two: Between the Rock and a Hardplace

Rynh kills an annoying rat guy with her bear(dragon) hands. Then she buys some knives and armor and takes a caravan to a goblin town, dragging Jehral along with her. Then she goes shopping again, buying some new clothes and a book on magic. She starts studying on a rock outside the town as a shadowy figure approaches.

Chapter Three

Rynh beats up a shadowy figure that ambushes her, Jehral learns that Rynh is a girl, Doobanicus shows up, gets owned, Rynh gets drunk off her ass, wakes up with a hangover, cuddles Jehral, gets puked on, gets topless and plays with Jehral, has an amusing conversation with some dwarves, gets a hard-on for Jehral, makes a number of inappropriate comments, flirts with Jehral some more, and gets on a boat.

Chapter Four: Come Sail Away

Rynh gets some training on in an elf city, as well as a new change of clothes, while Jehral gets swarmed by elf girls. Rynh does some crazy magic shit and makes ice bridges, sexually assaults Jehral again, shows some kobolds that she's a motherfucking dragon, meets her mom, learns about an ancient god and learns how to polymorph.

Chapter Five: Maybe somewhat of a plot again