Teamsleep

<teamsleep> my detachable penis

Author of Broken Trek, Memento and Hey Hey Hey Quest and currentvalue. He likes hockey, and is also Canadian, which means feel free to laugh at him. Occasionally DJs radio.

He's also more or less batshit insane.

teamsleep, on detachable penises

<teamsleep> i told them to check in the medicine cabinet
<teamsleep> because
<teamsleep> sometimes it ends up there
<teamsleep> i don't know why
<teamsleep> but not this time
<teamsleep> so i told them if it pops up let me know
<teamsleep> i was starting to get desperate
<teamsleep> i don't like being without my penis for too long
<teamsleep> it makes me feel less of a man
<teamsleep> and i don't like peeing sitting down
<teamsleep> after a few hours of searching the house
<teamsleep> calling everyone i could remember
<teamsleep> i was starting to get very depressed
<teamsleep> but then
<teamsleep> i found
<teamsleep> my penis
<teamsleep> my detachable penis

Is he a tree yet?