Pasta Salad

Pasta Salad by Artsekey
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Something something home-made homicide.

Your name is ISSAC, and you just killed your roommate over the last serving of your mom's HOME MADE PASTA SALAD. Now you've got to get away with murder.

The Story Thus Far...

After deciding not to eat the rancid pasta salad Isaac wrangled from his roommate and contemplating both CANNIBALISM and RITUAL SACRIFICE, he SUCCESFFULLY FENDED OFF HIS RA, Rachel. He did this with both WIT and PERSUASION under the pretense that all the ruckus from the murder was actually just the sound of a round of hardcore BDSM.

Rachel told his roommate's girlfriend LINDSEY about the sexcapade, because she is Lindsey's "big" in the sorority they are both a part of.

Isaac couldn't move the bodies on his own. He didn't have enough strength. When forced to call for help, he chose JIM over HANK, his best friend. Before Jim could arrive, Lindsey was at the door. She was heartbroken and furious.

Isaac let her in on the hope he could frame her for the murder, but things didn't go as planned.

When Jim did finally show up, things got DICEY.

After everything calmed down, Isaac and Jim went to take care of the carnage. Jim came STRANGELY PREPARED and doesn't seem to care that he's helping a complete stranger get away with murder.

Characters So Far...

Isaac Clemmont: He's you, and you are him. He is 5'5 and sports a head of FIREY RED HAIR, and has been alive for roughly twenty-three years. He recently decided his major would be THEATER, and it's well-suited-- his acting skills are bomb. He is a VIRGIN, and went to a STATE FUNDED PUBLIC SCHOOL. Things were going pretty well for him in his directionless life until he KILLED HIS ROOMMATE OVER SOME PASTA SALAD.

GABE ???: Isaac's dead roommate. Kind of a douche-bag, honestly. Who eat's another man's pizza rolls??? Had herpes.

[DECEASED]

RACHEL ???: The female RA on Isaac's floor. She's also in the same sorority as Lindsey, and looks out for her like a good friend. She's notoriously ROUGH on people she doesn't like. Abuse of power, much?

LINDSEY ???: Gabe's girlfriend. A pre-law major with a bright future and a great physique. Had herpes.

[DECEASED]

JIM??? ???: Some guy who asked to borrow Isaac's phone a few weeks before The Incident. He was eating a Styrofoam cup outside the art's building. If it hadn't been outside the art's building, Isaac might have thought it was really weird, but hey. Art students.